Website helps ex-Trump staffers find legitimate jobs.   
 “Endurance” and other personal qualities touted.

A recent CNN article lists 55 “notable” White House firings or resignations through October of 2018, not counting the more recent departures of Chief of Staff John Kelly, Secretary of Defense James Mattis, and others.

A new employment website, www.TrumpGov.us, claims to represent many of these departed staffers in a positive light, for having served despite reservations about the President, and touts their “endurance” for having stayed as long as they did. The site even offers contact links to most of the ex-employees.



Website founder Jim Terr says the site and corresponding Facebook page were originally set up shortly before the Trump inaguration to parody the incoming administration. Despite the clearly satirical tone of the President’s “voice,” the Facebook page has had thousands of visits and spirited comments and “likes,” mostly from actual Trump fans.

The new employment site even has a theme song, whose self-pitying lyrics are posted but which Terr, a composer of local as well as national jingles, has not yet recorded:

       “Battle hardened, never pardoned,
        Virgin furrows, harshly gardened,
        Serving under non-ideal conditions.

        We were there ‘cause you were not,
        Our sacrifice was soon forgot,
        But conscience clear, we served a sacred mission.”

Though not listed on the site, Terr claims to be an ex-employee himself, having consulted with Trump during the early stages of his campaign, as mentioned near the end of this trailer for the forthcoming film, “The Brill Building Movie,” featuring ex-CIA agent Valerie Plame.

The fee for being listed on the site is not public.

Actually this whole ex-employee website thing is just a joke, two minutes you will never recover. But please do check out the assorted wonders linked above. Thanks for your time.