See the infamous "Santa Fe Stops" video -- and other glimpses of the
most strangely beautiful city in the USA, at
www.SantaFeShorts.com


www.BlueCanyonSatire.com
- mostly by Jim Terr

"The Ballad of La Bajada Mesa" (mp3)

recorded for the Rural Conservation Alliance
www.SaveLaBajadaMesa.org


Radio PSA 1:00    (PSA - no tag)


"Last night I came in at two with a ten but at ten I woke up with a two" -Willie Nelson

NEW: "Brother Can You Spare a Couple Billion?" corporate welfare song/video

"Jim Terr's YouTube videos topped 100,000 views in 2008 [now over 200,000], so why shouldn't he self-celebrate? Ego and genius self-perpetuate. You gotta hand it to Jim. If there's a reason to whip out a camera, a subject out there to be shot, Jim's been there, going there or there right now. Or sitting at home manipulating stock footage into some rudimentary animation. And when there ain't nothing else to do, hell, he'll just write a song and film himself playing it. I tease and needle, because that's the vital role he plays in Americana." - Artistic Overdose


"What'd You Get For Your Two Trillion Dollars?" (Audio MP3)   VIDEO

Startling satire news! (see below)

"LAY THAT CELL PHONE DOWN!"

Jim Terr's work has aired on the ABC, CBS, NBC/Mutual, Westwood One, BBC (British) and National Public Radio networks, Air America, Voice of America, the Larry King, Jim Bohannon, G. Gordon Liddy, Jim Hightower, Paul Harvey, Thom Hartmann, Peter Werbe, Mike Malloy, Dr. Demento, "Mountain Stage," Sam Seder, Jon Elliott, "This Way Out" and "Whaddya Know?" radio shows, NBC- and CBS-TV News, in film, and has been broadcast in over 20 countries. He wrote and performed the national jingle favorite, "Sing a Song of Snapple." (See credits)

NONE of this happens without your donations
-- thanks for your understanding
and support.

Ongoing, long-term underwriting needed (Inquire) (See credits)

What's going on here, in case you're wondering.

Naomi Klein on "The Shock Doctrine"
(see both parts 1 & 2)



Blue Canyon Satire fights Satco takeover bid
   John Melbish (New York)

Satire giant Satco (SATC) has announced a hostile takeover bid for the little-engine-that-could of the satire industry, Blue Canyon Satire (BCSA) of Santa Fe, New Mexico. Blue Canyon promised to fight the $4.4 billion bid as "totally inadequate and insulting," according to a company spokesman who asked to remain anonymous.

With Satco's founder and CEO, Jigs Bentley, spending increasingly more time with his philanthropic activities, and the company's growth and product both considered sluggish by industry analysts and critics alike, a takeover of the small-but-steady Blue Canyon is seen as a bid to revitalize the ailing satire giant, whose earnings have been stagnant over the past five years.

Blue Canyon CEO, Jim Terr, said in a hastily-arranged press conference, "We will never, under any circumstances, cede our autonomy and creative independence to a behemoth like Satco, exactly the sort of monolith we exist to oppose - and satirize. That is, not for anything under ten figures." When informed that Satco's bid was indeed ten figures (not counting decimals), Terr responded, "I meant to say eleven figures."

Blue Canyon successfully fought off a previous takeover bid by Paris-based satire conglomerate Sardonique SA (SARD) in April of 2007, reportedly amounting to $3.4 billion (US) in cash, stock and options.

Blue Canyon has long been considered a "boutique" satire works, with a particularly strong following among the politically astute, disaffected and disenfranchised. Though its revenues have never approached those of industry giants like Satco and Sardonique, its unique critical cachet is regarded by critics and analysts as a potential life-saving shot in the arm for a giant behemoth like the sluggish Satco. (Did we mention that Satco is sluggish?)

Satire critic and industry pundit Waldo Dumont, writing in Wired, noted last week: "It is inconceivable that an independent spirit like Blue Canyon would agree to any such arrangement with a sluggish behemoth like Satco - but then again, money talks." - thereby demonstrating his brutally realistic yet balanced approach to industry issues.

Salon satire analyst Leeks Pardue called the take-over bid "Probably Satco's only option to regain credibility from its current status as a sluggish, stagnant, ailing behemoth. With social and political disconnect and cognitive dissonance at epidemic proportions, satire's outlook has never been better."

Blue Canyon's satire has been featured on many radio networks and programs, and their political and purely-nonsense video recently passed the 100,000 viewer mark on giant, sluggish video website YouTube. The Blue Canyon company website is www.BlueCanyonSatire.com.

 

 

Taking a break from "W" for a moment....
a parody of
"Brokeback Mountain"
Video:


MP3 audio download
(3:14; 3 mb)

This says it all
(wish it was mine, but it ain't)

"Kant Attack Ad"


NEW - EXCLUSIVE - BUSH SPEAKS IN IRAN!!

MP3 audio only here for broadcast (5:20)


History misunderstood
    
 Mitt Romney, in a recent speech, continued to reinforce the revisionist myth that our Founding Fathers created a Christian country. He was, of course, appealing to the Christian evangelicals in Iowa.
     If he understood history, he would know that the Founding Fathers who had the greatest impact on the beginning of these United States meant just the opposite. Consider that George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, James Madison, Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton were either atheists or deists. These men led our revolution, wrote the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, the Bill of Rights and the Federalist Papers.
     If you read our Constitution, you will find the only reference to religion in Article VI’s “but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.” The only possible Christian in our first five presidents was John Adams. He signed a treaty with Tripoli that stated that the United States was not a Christian nation.
     Some may argue that the Founding Fathers used “God” or “Creator” on occasion. Their God was the deist god best expressed by Jefferson in the Declaration of Independence: “the laws of nature and of nature’s God.”
      This is a secular country.
BOB WATERS Hot Springs Village [The Arkansas Democrat Gazette]


What would Public Campaign Financing Cost? see www.SixTeenyOnes.com

Tackling world overpopulation with one little song

No way, Karl! Rove letter revealed!


Karl Rove
Rove Ranch
C.R. 23, Box 125-AA
Austin, TX 78701
September 6, 2007

Dear Mr. Terr,

Believe it or not, the Boss and I have been amused by your various satires, videos, etc. You might be surprised to know that we feel you provide a valuable service by keeping us on our toes and helping steer our country on a proper course.

We're aware of your efforts to establish long-term funding for your satire work, and my associates and I would like to help. We have put together funding in the amount of $42,000 to help you along for a while, say through mid-November of 2008, at $3,000 per month.

We do feel that (in your own interest of course) you could best spend this time refreshing yourself, recharging your batteries, perhaps by taking a vacation of some sort, buy a few foreign language courses or John Grisham novels on tape, drive around and see this great Nation. Forget about the satire work for a while.

If these terms are agreeable to you, please let me know and we will forward your check.

Sincerely,
 Karl
Karl Rove
Presidential Advisor Ret.

(Yes, this is a satire, OK? Registered at the Satire Registry in Washington, DC, USA)



VIDEO: KARL ROVE PUTS HIT ON SATIRIST JIM TERR!!!
(and please note who's still standing, and who's retired to "spend more time with on his family"!)


See/hear President Bush's inspiring address to Gitmo graduates. You gotta love his way with words, his ability to spin gold from the bleakest material.

MP3 audio for broadcast here
(4:32; 4.2 mb)

Credit: Jim Terr (as in "termite"; BlueCanyonSatire.com)

Thanks to Barry Hatfield



"Please Impeach Me"

(MP3 AUDIO, 2mb, 2:15)

Or see video on YouTube
--->
**Over 34,000 plays so far!!

For weighty philosophical underpinning, see
"Second Thoughts on Impeachment" HERE



Jerry Falwell "tribute"
YouTube video    Audio Only MP3
Lots of stuff on YouTube lately!


Rush Limbaugh
sings about his great unhappiness with the Valerie Plame / Scooter Libby verdict: The libs are really playing with fire now, they've got conservatives riled and angry. By golly they're
"Pokin' the Bear" (MP3)
  
Hear The Great Windbag's complete comments here, on the subject of poking the bear.



USE ME - for songwriting and performing for events and advertising!!
See YouTube videos ONE  TWO and THREE


Thanks to http://www.thismodernworld.com/


"The Seventeen Traditions" - BEAUTIFUL talk about how his parents equipped and inspired him to be an activist, inadvertently or otherwise, by Ralph Nader. Whatever you think about Ralph's presidential runs, this isn't about that. Very funny, thoughtful and rich. Explores how people gain a "civic sense," and why so many think that's so unusual.
AUDIO 45 minutes: Real 28 (7MB)   MP3 (42MB)   Taken from this video
, regarding this book


NICE NOTE RECEIVED Feb. 7, 2007
: Hi Jim. I just wanted to say that you are currently one of the most requested artists on my radio show as of late. To my surprise and joy "Remember September 12th" is a huge hit among most of the gang and myself as well. You have produced some good material over the years and my listeners and I appreciate that. Keep up the great work!     
   - Sincerely, Michael Davidson www.comedy101radio.com/   (Thanks Michael - that's probably one of the best songs I ever did -- even if done 3 or 4 years ago!)

Additional "references", "credits & mentions"





Fudgie the Three-Legged
Wonder Dog
sez:


Welcome to the new, experimental, non-partisan, no-blame, no-hate* version of BlueCanyonSatire.com


This website has NOTHING to do with
glamour or sex. If that's what you're
looking for, keep looking or seek help here..

Mark Rudd sez:
• No taking sides
• No mention of presidents by name
 • Opposing view from GOP fat-cat BuDDy
"Smash the Empire with
Blue Canyon Satire"
[R.I.P. dear Fudgie]
"Since 1988"
"Smash the Empire with
Blue Canyon Satire"

ALL OF THIS is meant to be broadcast and shared. PLEASE notify friends, radio folks, blogs, etc.
Airplay: Please credit "BlueCanyonSatire.com"

NASCAR FAN JAILED
AS TERRORIST!!

Can't figure out what happened

Hear all about it:
"Please Mr. President"

Real 56k  MP3  Lyrics/info

 

All I've feared & believed,
stated clearly:


Chris Hedges on American Fascists: The Radical Christian Right
(Windows Audio, 10 mb, 25 min.)

Pt. 2 of program available from Alternative Radio

 

See related essay


"Opposing view" as promised

Loyal American BuDDy


defends his president
(as he has before)

Sing along:
"HE'S A GODLY MAN"

Real 56k  MP3  Lyrics/info


Important public
service announcement
"World Leaders
at Play"

Real 56k  MP3  Lyrics/info

"Non-eponymous but self-penned" ???
It's the "Public Radio"
"Mornings Considered"
parody review of
Jim Terr's new CD

Real 56k  MP3  (5:20)
THANKS to Cheryl Davis and Bill Hutchison

"Jim Terr's spirit shows through consistently in his songs... It's the droll, sardonic, 'cut-the-B.S.' outlook known around the world as American."   -JAMES FALLOWS
Smile! You're living in
Health Care Holler!


(Also, just wondering..) Are there still people who can't understand the outrage about an administration that hijacked the tragedy of 9-11 to pursue a long-planned, irrelevant war** ($300 b. & counting), terrorize this country, wreck our hard-won liberties, enrich their friends, and create a whole new generation of terrorists?...

Attack Ad Melodies

Meet the real candidates: (Spoiled Yappy Dog, Frozen Peas, Old Relish Packet, etc.)

What? Terrorize YOU??

Don't wanna get riled up?
BuDDy sez
"Don't Watch the Video!"
Real 56k  MP3  Lyrics/info

Torture in Iraq worse than under Saddam Read


Fat cat BuDDy caught on tape...

This little baby is YOURS!

Do you know what it is?

Apropos of nothing political, with thanks for looking at all this, back by popular demand*, our documentary-award winning* short,
   "Santa Fe Stops"
(WMV, 5.7mb)  (3:05)         * Seriously, on both counts!

...so that an incredibly brave woman like this
hardly has a chance.
See video of LA psychologist Wafa Sultan giving (Muslim) fundamentalists a thrashing.
Read story


Uh, regarding this new
World Trade Center,


would it be impolite to ask if anyone has checked whether air defense is any better than it was on 9-11-01?

...Not quite sure he'd
qualify for this new
"happy-face"
experimental version
of BlueCanyonSatire,
but our friend
MIKE MALLOY

has regrettably been
kicked off of
Air America Radio.

Mike has done the most
amazing renditions
of our stuff
, and is a
force of nature and a
force for justice.

Visit Mike's site for the
latest on this situation.


 


NEW!
And more classically
melancholy than actually funny:
"A Soldier in the Desert"
MP3 audio here
 (2:34)
YouTube video here

...NOW GO TO
CHURCH!!
On-line services
available anytime:

Kathy Chiavola
  "Let the Lower Lights be Burning" or via YouTube

Elliott's Ramblers

Live bluegrass gospel music

Brand-new and guaranteed to piss off a few million people:
Soon-to-be YouTube hit, "Adam and Steve"  MP3 audio for broadcast here.

Thanks to WoodyGuthrie'sGuitarBlogspot

Recommended, essential, non-"talk radio" shows: Counterspin (media analysis), Left-Right-Center (issues)
and Democracy Now, strangely one of the only places left to hear a respectful, in-depth Left-Right argument!

 Would love to locate this caller, "Leah," from Las Vegas, NV:
Called in to Mike Malloy program 7-14-06. She starts about 2:17 in to this clip

God Bless and please support The White Rose Society, underfunded archives of progressive radio shows

This website is supported by sales of the
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*Thanks to our (NM) senior senator for reminding us on 9-11-06 how dangerous it is to question the president.
Sorry -- for a minute I thought I was living in a democracy, not a monarchy. Listen (28 sec.)
(& see letter below)

** Remember? The "cakewalk" that was going to pay for itself with Iraqi oil revenues?

*** 40% of Americans still think Iraq/Saddam were behind the 9-11 attacks, even after GW Bush admitted they weren't,
so the problem here is not primarily Bush but the ability of so many Americans to believe and rationalize.

LETTER TO THE EDITOR 9-13-06

In a press conference call on September 11, Senator Domenici said:

"It's too bad that we have so much angst going against the president that almost anything can be used against him by people here in the United States that don't like him and want to hurt him. It seems to me that's a very, very dangerous situation to be playing when you're in a war, to not care about destroying the presidency, knocking it off of its tracks."

If this statement was challenged by the reporters participating in the conference call, I didn't see it reported.

What's too bad is that after all these years Senator Domenici evidently thinks we're living in a monarchy, not a democracy, that those paying his and the president's salary should be seen and not heard, and that any criticism is personal.

This situation was elevated by the president from what should have been an aggressive policing action to a "war" which will be with us for generations. Are we supposed to cancel for generations the idea that the government is ours?

I, too, would like to be able to trust the president at all times and go about my business; that's the appeal of authoritarianism. Unfortunately, we can see where that attitude has gotten us, especially with this president.

Jim Terr   Santa Fe

We now return to our usual hateful, spiteful, blame-filled, name-calling satire format...

 
(As epitomized by this most excellent rolling billboard): (with a few of our own added -- can you tell?)





Welcome to www.BlueCanyonSatire.com
The Satire Songs Page of BlueCanyonProductions.com

""One of the true creative geniuses of our time. ...Absolutely brilliant website. This guy does some of the best satire in the business.
One of the great comedic and auditory geniuses of our day."  - Thom Hartmann

"A lot of times I don't like those (satire) songs, but I went around (singing) after I heard that song this morning, 'Pokin' the Bear....' " - Sam Seder, Air America

"Refreshingly biting and intelligent comments on the current state of our politcal affairs" - Jon Elliott, Air America

more "credits"

MOST-LISTENED-TO SATIRE SONGS:
Tell Mama   Why Me George?  That Don't Mean He Don't Care
Georgie Girl   Leave the King Alone  Ballad of Devil Weed
  What a Friend We Have in "W"
  Biggest Mouth in the Big House
Dixie Chicks  Remember September 12th  Get Saddam     Laura Ingraham


FROM THE NEW CD: Click to see & hear:
TONSILS IN TAIWAN (re: cartoon above) / DO THEY HAVE E-MAIL IN HEAVEN?


"GOD WILL *** YOU UP"  (MP3)
- a fine song by a fine artist,
though I haven't found out who it is. God bless bluegrass!!!


(bumper sticker & site)

HOMELAND SECURITY:
Health - Education - Jobs
www.RealHomelandSecurity.net

 

A new perspective, a new song, and a new bribe!
See Republican Rescue (outdated)


C/W hero
BuDDy comes to Public Radio's rescue! 



"HANDS OFF MY NPR"

WIndows 56k   MP3
(Jim Terr; Blue Canyon Music BMI)

 Thanks to Santa Fe Hemp, Patti, Barry, Ben, Dr. J, (and others, no doubt)

Thanks to Gwen Spatzier for harmony vocals    PUBLIC RADIO PAGE




The President sticks by his friend:

"STAND BY YOUR MAN" (Karl)

Windows 56k   MP3
(Demo
version - Check back for studio version)



What a Friend We Have in "W"
The Mornin' Pumpernickel Choir




Real Audio    Windows Media    MP3 (1:40)

(These songs represent "deficit spending"; please consider donating, below)


Recommended video
(this says it all):  www.infinitecat.com/rnc.html



 GWB's favorite poem, and ours,
"My Pet Goat"
, featured at Buzzflash.com and at RichardPryor.com
!!

Masterfully recited by MIKE MALLOY on Air America Radio  (8/13/04)

 HEAR MIKE'S AMAZING READING OF "MY PET GOAT":
 
Real Audio 56k   / Windows Media 56k  /  MP3 (4:33)

(Courtesy of www.WhiteRoseSociety.org)


See "Georgie Girl" Flash animation

 


By permission of Ward Sutton



TWO LETTERS-TO-THE-EDITOR, FROM YOUR HOST:


(Crosswinds Weekly , Albuquerque, September 2, 2004)

Watching Out for the Feelings of Santa Fe's Republicans

No one dislikes President Bush more than I do, but still I am disturbed by how regularly I hear performers and speakers at public, nonpolitical events, even in restaurants, lambaste the President, as though the feelings of Republicans (of whom I think we still have a few in Santa Fe) don't matter.

I would ask my fellow Bush-haters to consider whether Republicans, too, don't have a right to be in public places without being insulted and assaulted in this way, and further reinforced in the bunker mentality which is afflicting all of us.

Jim Terr
Santa Fe


(Miami Herald, Sept. 5, 2004 )

A security boost

It's not unreasonable to consider what problems we might have addressed with the $100 billion that has been thrown at the Iraq war so far. Your Aug. 29 article Holes in U.S. security exposed by woman mailed to Miami citing the impossibility of examining every person and cargo container entering the country got me to wondering how many more we could inspect with that $100 billion.

A rough answer, assuming a cost of $5 per person or container, is 20,000 times the number inspected per year currently, based on the figures cited in the article. This would represent a real benefit to our security, versus the $100 billion blown under the false pretense that Iraq had something to do with terrorist attacks on the United States.

Jim Terr
Santa Fe, NM

(They left out this final sentence, maybe for the better): Perhaps some of that money could also be used to ship gullible Bush supporters back to some authoritarian country where they'd feel more at home.




BuDDy Almost Performs at NYC Republican Convention:
Real Audio  /  Windows Media  /  MP3 download

     


See this video and others created by the same geniuses ...
Real Video: 56k / DSL
Windows Media: 56k / DSL
"Strategy Session"
(Coming Soon)
"Terror"
(Coming Soon)



New and brilliant: Larry King interviews Bill Maher


Also brilliant: "The Terrorists Have Won" by Steve Brooks
Words and music copyright 2003 Steve Brooks, BMI.
Windows 56k / Real Audio 56k / MP3




NPR's
Bob Edwards on commercial talk radio


From Talkers Magazine July/August 2004 issue (p. 17)


My feelings about a lot of the shows is that they're "anger" shows. You wake up angry and you stay angry all day. I just don't have enough testosterone for that. And also there's kind of the straw man aspect. You find some ridiculous item in the news and just pummel it for a couple of hours even though it doesn't amount to a hill of beans to most people. It's kind of that "bloody shirt" that you drag in front of your already angry listeners and fire them up and get them to talk about some outrage - something done to some kids somewhere. Some awful father. Somebody trying to get away with some scam. It's not exactly rebuilding Iraq.

RIGHT ON BOB!!

(or, as Enid Goldstein calls it, "Anger in search of a hook!")



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This song satire website has nothing to sell, other than a bit of political and comedic alternative, and is supported almost entirely by the kindness (contributions) of strangers. Please let your friends, correspondents, listeners, readers, favorite blogs, listservs, chatrooms, mailgroups, and radio stations and "media" know about this website.



WHY ME GEORGE?
Parody of Kris Kristofferson's
1973 hit, "Why Me?"
    Vocal by Jim Terr
Real Audio     Windows Media    MP3  

(If anyone knows Kris Kristofferson, please let him know about this song – maybe he'll like it!)

|


(And he left out the main issue! See article, "Gorby had the lead role, not Gipper")



NEW!!
(Actually, now mostly OLD)
BUMPER STICKERS









SIX HOT NEW ITEMS!
“TELL MAMA”
(Barbara Bush comforts her son in difficult times)

Real    Windows Media    MP3



“CRAWFORD IS CALLING”

The prettiest little town in Texas is always ready to welcome famous residents back to a life of quiet retirement

Real    Windows Media    MP3


“THAT DON'T MEAN HE DON'T CARE”

A generous spirit knows no bounds.
(Vocal: Margaret Burke)


Real    Windows Media    MP3



“I NEVER SHOULDA TRIED TO KILL
   YOUR DADDY”
(Saddam's lament)

Real    Windows Media    MP3










“HORTON HEARS A HUMAN”
(video excerpt)
I've been watching for months for the perfect bit of satire that expresses my own political, uh, frustration, which might also convince the Faithful.
    This brilliant adaptation may not fill both qualifications, but it's probably the hardest-hitting piece of work I've seen.     View it – and copy it! – before it disappears from the Web.
  Real Video 56k    Real Video 256k (Broadband)  
 

(The original “Horton Hears a Who!” video is available from Amazon.com, BarnesandNoble.com, cduniverse.com, etc.)



“Bad American Presidents”
from www.HowardStern.com No subtlety here!
       Real    Windows Media   
(MP3 is available on Stern's website)

THANKS TO: Great Ideas! Advertising Specialties (505) 983-1105
And Margaret Burke for great vocals!


 

REPUBLICANS WIN CA$H!!!  

(contest completed and closed)








"The Passion of BuDDy"
jolts Hollywood & USA!

(see video)

BuDDy steps forward
to defend his President

see video


NOW ON CD!!!

(Click Here)

Save your child
from a life of misery!

(Linda Blair makeup test for "The Exorcist" )

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Your guide to the best amusements and information
on the Net.



Oh God! Not another four years of George Bush!

"Bad Mother" (c) 2004 Stacy Brown www.StacyBrown.com   Used by permission. (caption at top added by Jim Terr)



Hear our new JINGLES
written and produced for the
spreading-like-blazes
Thom Hartmann Radio Program

and the top-rated
Jim Bohannon  Radio Program
Click Here

Check out our JINGLE WORK in general!

First Lady, Limbaugh sing
to sway public
   First Lady Laura Bush and accused drug addict Rush Limbaugh have selected BlueCanyonSatire to showcase their debut singing efforts. Although the site is nominally non-political, a spokesman for the site said “We are honored that these top celebrities would choose us, of all possible outlets, to get their musical messages most effectively to the American public.”

RUSH LIMBAUGH'S MUSICAL DEBUT

"The Biggest Mouth in the Big House" (1:58)

Real Audio
Windows Media

Available in MP3 format for broadcast.
Courtesy of Barry Hatfield, independent insurance agent, Santa Fe, NM .
Dedicated to Margot ALSO RECOMMENDED:

"Rush to Recovery," a truly fabulous parody,
from Harry Shearer's "Le Show" radio show.

Some "Not-Fair-And-Balanced" background


LAURA "PICKLES" BUSH SINGS!

"Get Saddam, Saddam" (2:23)

Real Audio
Windows Media

Available in MP3 format for broadcast.

Vocal by Barbara Z


Created by Paul Glickman:


"Let's Beat on the Dixie Chicks"

      (Vocal by "BuDDy" and Barbara Z)


Real Audio
Windows Media

Also available in MP3 format for broadcast.

HEY DIXIE CHICKS!!
If you hear this song, please click here to let us
   know how you love it.

And please click here to hear three songs just for you!


 


Sound and Video!
BuDDy gets "NEKKID" for a better world.
See
BuDDy's Old Fashioned Web Site.


(For lyrics for many of these songs, go to our Lyrics page.)

All songs written by Jim Terr, © and published by Blue Canyon Music BMI. All rights reserved. Commercial sale and other such unauthorized uses prohibited. Posting these songs on other web sites without permission is prohibited.

EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ANNOYER NOTICE: We satirize almost anything and anybody, but we hope to continue to respectfully refrain from directly criticizing anyone this well-rounded:


Fighter

Dancer

Businessman

Scholar

Legend!

 

Hilarious sample (Real Audio) of Jim Hightower's daily radio commentary,
re Arby's "Oven Mitt" ad campaign.


The Greatest Letters-to-the-Editor Exchange in History!
click here


Old Favorites on our Satire Page!
Six explosive tunes.

These songs also available in MP3 format for broadcast.


The Ballad of Devil Weed  (2:25)
BuDDy Converse & the Sneakers
A tough sheriff takes a tough stand!

Real Audio
not working
not working
Windows Media


Golden Parachute  (1:49)
Corporate malfeasance made simple
in this c/w divorce song

Real Audio
Windows Media

Remember September 12th  (4:41)
The Cheapmunks (with Jack Asscroft)
What did happen on September 12th?

Real Audio
Windows Media

Mouse Limburger,
the World's Greatest Talk Show Host
As relevant (and as irritating) today
as when they were recorded
over a decade ago

 
Version 1  (1:33)
Real Audio
Windows Media


Version 2